Xarciel

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:28 +1000

ichibanturtle: ((ooc: There were pick-up lines on my dash so…...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:37:17 +1000

ichibanturtle:

((ooc: There were pick-up lines on my dash so… ))

child of me and sanjiko

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:54:00 +1000

not sure which parent I’m happier about tbh

you are the child of android 18 and rogue. i cannot unsee it and also the potential of that ship..... A

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:42:00 +1000

adghsajdghajk. good. yes. this works.

miss-nerdgasmz: What ship do you think I’m the child of? #oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:19:57 +1000

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

bishotas: The Straw Hats and the people who changed their...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:10:58 +1000

bishotas:

The Straw Hats and the people who changed their lives.

skullentine: He grew a human body inside himself. Good for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:01:29 +1000

skullentine:

He grew a human body inside himself. Good for him.

Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:03:59 +1000

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.

I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.

I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.

So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.

captainjerkface: so I was searching for TMNT stuff online and

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:12:35 +1000

captainjerkface:

so I was searching for TMNT stuff online and

krissum: xiggymatsu: “Im’ma buttuh yo buns!” #I SWEAR TO...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:29:42 +1000

krissum:

xiggymatsu:

“Im’ma buttuh yo buns!”

#I SWEAR TO GOD #THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS #I CHOKED ON MY DR. PEPPER #BECAUSE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A MARIMO ASS #FOR CKRISTS SAKE #SANJI PLS #RANDI PLS #ERRYONE PLS

RANDI STAHP UR KILLING MEEEE

shivi-vivi: I made the right choice.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:01:14 +1000

shivi-vivi:

I made the right choice.

thesassylorax: timelordy-teganbreann: Rebloggable, as...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:19:00 +1000

thesassylorax:

timelordy-teganbreann:

Rebloggable, as requested.

Aussie slang Glossary [x]

As an Australian I can vouch for everything here.

Sister: So we're doing this thing in chemistry, it's like, mould or something?

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:16:17 +1000

Sister: So we're doing this thing in chemistry, it's like, mould or something?
Me: Moles? As in moles of atoms?
Sister: Yeah. And something about the guy- Avocado?
Me: Avogadro.
Sister: That's the one!

dorkstrider: killerkranberry: dorkstrider: did you know that the australian government literally...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:07:55 +1000

dorkstrider:

killerkranberry:

dorkstrider:

did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off

remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time

advance australia fair

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:58:32 +1000

Life goes on with or without you- Pursuing My True Self

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:01:27 +1000

Life goes on with or without you
- Pursuing My True Self

This is basically what I sound like playing POP: Sands of Time...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:54:34 +1000

This is basically what I sound like playing POP: Sands of Time as well. Glad I’m not the only one that screams at Prince for not drinking fast enough and cackles when the sand zombies take down one of their own.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:57:26 +1000

crystalysis: Shibuya.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:58:32 +1000

crystalysis:

Shibuya.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 15:45:45 +1000

Xarciel

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ichibanturtle: ((ooc: There were pick-up lines on my dash so…...

child of me and sanjiko

you are the child of android 18 and rogue. i cannot unsee it and also the potential of that ship..... *A*

miss-nerdgasmz: What ship do you think I’m the child of? #oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M...

bishotas: The Straw Hats and the people who changed their...

skullentine: He grew a human body inside himself. Good for...

Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

captainjerkface: so I was searching for TMNT stuff online and

krissum: xiggymatsu: “Im’ma buttuh yo buns!” #I SWEAR TO...

shivi-vivi: I made the right choice.

thesassylorax: timelordy-teganbreann: Rebloggable, as...

Sister: So we're doing this thing in chemistry, it's like, mould or something?

dorkstrider: killerkranberry: dorkstrider: did you know that the australian government literally...

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Life goes on with or without you- Pursuing My True Self

This is basically what I sound like playing POP: Sands of Time...

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crystalysis: Shibuya.

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you are the child of android 18 and rogue. i cannot unsee it and also the potential of that ship..... A